CHARLIE: DJ in Copperfield says, “I converted a loft bedroom and want to know, how do I change the records, the official records, to show it’s a five instead of a four bedroom with a loft?I converted a loft bedroom and want to know, how do I change the records, the official records, to show it’s a five instead of a four bedroom with a loft?”
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TOM: I have no idea, but I like records. Put one on and put the needle on there.CHARLIE: Well, here, I’ll tell you DJ. Okay ready?
TOM: I don’t know if it’s worth the fight.
CHARLIE: Here’s the answer, ready DJ? Be very quiet. Don’t tell. Because you know, all they’re going to do is adjust your tax records.
TOM: Either that, or just when you go to sell the house, say it’s five bedroom. They’ll count them. One, two, three, four, five. Okay.
CHARLIE: Don’t call Harris County, because they’ll charge you buddy. That’s what I’m saying here.